 Obelisk Post Death Soiree
Thu, Feb 13th 9:00pm to 2:00am DJs so SICK they are DEAD! Mixes so lit they can only be described with compound words like "GothPunk" "DeathRock" and "DarkWave"! Dress accordingly and bring additional bodies, cuz those graves ain't gonna dig themselves. We'll keep dancin' on the SECOND THURSDAY of every month, until all the dead are risen. WEBSITE |
 Grooves All Vinyl All Night
Sat, Mar 1st 9:00pm to 2:00am Showcasing exclusively vinyl DJs, newschool and oldschool! Groove to the funk and disco sounds of the 60s, 70s, and beyond! You may want to check out some of the epic Burbank thrift stores to dress slick, as this is your chance to help create something special in the LA scene... WEBSITE |
 Generational Therapy
Wed, Feb 12th 8:00pm to 2:00am DAYUM we got serious shit to unpack about previous generations! So come in and tell your bartender "BOOMERS FUCKED ME" for a $1 shot of tequila, vodka, or whiskey to go with your frosty craft beer, crisp cider, or raw probiotic juice. Time to learn what Gen X learned, that alcohol fixes everything. LET'S DO THIS |
 My Bitter Valentine Bring Someone You Tolerate
Fri, Feb 14th 8:00pm to 2:00am Celebrate the most miserable day of the year with us! Featuring bittersweet cocktails, champagne for ONE, angry desserts, dead black roses, and whatever other sad details we can think of for all you singles and wretched couples. All black attire encouraged, but whatever slovenly clothes you are wearing are fine. WEBSITE |
 Mardi Gras Crawfish Boil
Tue, Mar 4th 8:00pm to 2:00am The GREATEST PARTY of the year is upon us! Celebrate with hundreds of pounds of crawfish live from Louisiana, Sazeracs, Hurricanes, Abita Mardi Gras Bock, Beignets, Chicory Coffee, King Cake, and all the trappings of New Orleans! Do not miss out! Invite your friends! RSVP |
 National Absinthe Day
Wed, Mar 5th 8:00pm to 2:00am This is your day! A dozen different absinthes and absinthe cocktails, and discounted absinthe bottle service when you bring your friends! WEBSITE |
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 $5 Mystery Beer "Parkour Llama"
Say the secret phrase to your bartender to receive the beer of the week for just $5! Go ahead, take a chance! |
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