 Obelisk Post Death Soiree
Thu, Jun 12th 9:00pm to 2:00am DJs so SICK they are DEAD! Mixes so lit they can only be described with compound words like "GothPunk" "DeathRock" and "DarkWave"! Dress accordingly and bring additional bodies, cuz those graves ain't gonna dig themselves. We'll keep dancin' on the SECOND THURSDAY of every month, until all the dead are risen. WEBSITE |
 Generational Therapy
Wed, Jun 11th 8:00pm to 2:00am DAYUM we got serious shit to unpack about previous generations! So come in and tell your bartender "BOOMERS FUCKED ME" for a $1 shot of tequila, vodka, or whiskey to go with your frosty craft beer, crisp cider, or raw probiotic juice. Time to learn what Gen X learned, that alcohol fixes everything. LET'S DO THIS |
 Private Liquor Locker
Looking for a flex? We have 14 private liquor lockers in the main hall waiting to be claimed. They are secured behind an iron gate, that the bartenders will open for you whenever you want access. So you can keep your own private bottle of Clase Azul, or Macallan 18, or Esprit Edouard, or El Dorado 21, or...we can recommend some exotic options... PRICING & DETAILS |
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 $5 Mystery Beer "Surly Llama"
Say the secret phrase to your bartender to receive the beer of the week for just $5! Go ahead, take a chance! |
 Handy Market Burbank Icon
OK, yea they serve bbq on the weekends and blow smoke across Magnolia and yea it's fantastic bbq but shut up this is important: Go there on Sunday mornings, walk to about the middle of the store. You're going to see a line heading to the back of the store toward the butchers. Stand in that line, wait patiently and when you get to the butcher buy a tri tip sandwich. Don't tell your friends unless you want the line to get longer. Tell 'em Risky Business sent you! VISIT |
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You signed up for this newsletter at that speakeasy on Burbank! We used to be The Other Door, but then California shut down all the bars for two weeks to flatten the curve just a few more weeks to stop the spread another couple months because of Newsom or Trump or Biden or someone one year because of a virus, so we said "What The Fuck" and reopened as Risky Business! We have no marketing experience, and our only skill is making drinks, so in our rare moments of sobriety, we just throw things we like in this email, and hope you like them too! SUBSCRIBE |
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