Chinese New Year
Year of the Wood Snake
Wed, Jan 29th
8:00pm to 2:00am Brought to you by the Appropriated Dragon Dim Sum house, join us in celebrating the food and culture of China, as seen through the drunken gaze of North Hollywood! Expect kung fu flicks, slippery shrimp, dim sum or things shaped vaguely like dim sum, and cocktails for TWO, THREE, or FOUR people at a time! RSVP |
Grooves
All Vinyl All Night
Sat, Feb 1st
8:00pm to 2:00am Showcasing exclusively vinyl DJs, newschool and oldschool! Groove to the funk and disco sounds of the 60s, 70s, and beyond! You may want to check out some of the epic Burbank thrift stores to dress slick, as this is your chance to help create something special in the LA scene... RSVP |
Generational Therapy
Wed, Jan 15th
8:00pm to 2:00am We get it. You got fucked by the Boomers. So come in and tell your bartender "BOOMERS FUCKED ME" for a $1 shot of tequila, vodka, or whiskey to go with your frosty craft beer, crisp cider, or raw probiotic juice. Time to learn what Gen X learned, that alcohol fixes everything. LET'S DO THIS |
Burner Third Thursday
Wildfire Edition
Thu, Jan 16th
8:00pm to 11:00pm I wish there were happier circumstances this month, but the gravity of current events make this gathering more important than ever. Our city, and our community, have been devastated by the wildfires, and there are tribulations yet to come... RSVP |
|
|
$5 Mystery Cocktail
"Fast Unicorn"
Say the secret phrase to your bartender to receive the cocktail of the week for just $5! Go ahead, take a chance! |
Joe's Smog Check
Hidden Gem
The worst kept secret in the valley, and the absolute best place to get your car smog checked. In the front driveway and out the back driveway in no time at all, with the best customer service anywhere. Tell 'em Risky Business sent you! |
About This Newsletter
You signed up for this newsletter at that speakeasy on Burbank! We used to be The Other Door, but then California shut down all the bars for two weeks to flatten the curve just a few more weeks to stop the spread another couple months because of Newsom or Trump or Biden or someone one year because of a virus, so we said "What The Fuck" and reopened as Risky Business! We have no marketing experience, and our only skill is making drinks, so in our rare moments of sobriety, we just throw things we like in this email, and hope you like them too! |
|
