 Obelisk Post Death Soiree
Thu, Jul 9th 9:00pm to 2:00am DJs so SICK they are DEAD! Mixes so lit they can only be described with compound words like "GothPunk" "DeathRock" and "DarkWave"! Dress accordingly and bring additional bodies, cuz those graves ain't gonna dig themselves. We'll keep dancin' on the SECOND THURSDAY of every month, until all the dead are risen. WEBSITE |
 Generational Therapy "BOOMERS FUCKED ME"
Wed, Jul 8th 8:00pm to 2:00am DAYUM we got serious shit to unpack about previous generations! So come in and tell your bartender "BOOMERS FUCKED ME" for a $1 shot of tequila, vodka, or whiskey to go with your frosty craft beer, crisp cider, or raw probiotic juice. Time to learn what Gen X learned, that alcohol fixes everything. LET'S DO THIS |
 Private Liquor Locker
Looking for a flex? We have 14 private liquor lockers in the main hall waiting to be claimed. They are secured behind an iron gate, that the bartenders will open for you whenever you want access. So you can keep your own private bottle of Clase Azul, or Macallan 18, or Esprit Edouard, or El Dorado 21, or...we can recommend some exotic options... PRICING & DETAILS |
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 Cocktail of the Week Flying Blind
Say "Fast Unicycle" to your bartender to receive a Flying Blind for just $7! Limit one per customer per visit! |
 Mucho Mas
Living up to their name: this the the kind of (affordable) sit-down mexican joint with food so rididulously-portioned and margaritas so strong it's hard to tell if they love you or hate you; either way youre too full and/or drunk to get yourself home without taking a breather before you put on your seatbelt. Maybe call an uber for this one. Tell 'em Risky Business sent you! VISIT |
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