 Obelisk Post Death Soiree
Thu, Nov 13th 9:00pm to 2:00am DJs so SICK they are DEAD! Mixes so lit they can only be described with compound words like "GothPunk" "DeathRock" and "DarkWave"! Dress accordingly and bring additional bodies, cuz those graves ain't gonna dig themselves. We'll keep dancin' on the SECOND THURSDAY of every month, until all the dead are risen. WEBSITE |
 Repeal Day 35 Cent Martinis
Fri, Dec 5th 8:00pm to 2:00am 35 CENT MARTINIS made with our own bathtub gin, celebrating the 92nd anniversary of the REPEAL OF PROHIBITION! One of our biggest events, 15 years running! We served our famous bathtub martinis to go during the lockdown, and now you can share them with everyone in person! Mocktails and raw probiotic juice and coffee drinks and zero proof beer for everyone staying sober! RSVP |
 Valley Burning Man Meetup Potluck
Sun, Nov 16th 8:00pm to 11:00pm Join us this month for a THANKSGIVING POTLUCK FEAST with your Burner family, before everyone heads to their home towns for uncomfortable political debates with their biological family! No time to cook or bake? Bring something from one of the amazing vendors that make North Hollywood the culinary capitol of the asphalt! RSVP |
 Generational Therapy
Wed, Nov 12th 8:00pm to 2:00am DAYUM we got serious shit to unpack about previous generations! So come in and tell your bartender "BOOMERS FUCKED ME" for a $1 shot of tequila, vodka, or whiskey to go with your frosty craft beer, crisp cider, or raw probiotic juice. Time to learn what Gen X learned, that alcohol fixes everything. LET'S DO THIS |
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 $5 Mystery Beer "Adamantine Cube"
Say the secret phrase to your bartender to receive the beer of the week for just $5! Go ahead, take a chance! |
 Big Moustache Whiskey
Tennessee whiskey filtered over sugar maple charcoal, before being aged in oak barrels for 4 years. One of the most delicious whiskies we have ever tasted! |
 Discovery of LSD
Sun, Nov 16th
"...an uninterrupted stream of fantastic pictures, extraordinary shapes with intense, kaleidoscopic play of colors..." WIKIPEDIA |
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